Last week, I spent a few days in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. One of my very best friends, who now lives in Mississippi, was married there on Saturday, and it was my honor to be asked to participate in the ceremony. I rode to TN with her father and grandfather, but had to return earlier than the others. Due to travel costs at present, the most affordable means of transport for me was Greyhound.
Now, I love to travel, and I am definitely not above riding the bus. In fact, I consider my experiences between Sunday at 1:00 pm (EST) and Monday at 5:00 am (CST) to be fodder for the memoir that a couple of friends have stated resides within me. The trip (8-9 hours by car) was tedious by bus, but I was certainly entertained.
My first leg of the journey (Knoxville to Chattanooga) was spent listening to the wit and wisdom of an older fella named "Good Time Charlie." Charlie spends his summers riding across the country, for free, to visit family and friends. His methods for obtaining these free rides are not exactly above board, but he seems to enjoy himself. This man, en route to Lake Charles, Louisiana, was definitely entertaining (albeit not altogether lucid).
The second leg (Chattanooga to Nashville) found me in line with five other people, including one sweet elderly woman. The departing bus had room for four of us, so she, a younger fellow, a truck driver, and I were let on the bus. A few miles down the road, our bus made a pit stop. Our bags were sniffed by a very spirited police dog and, come to find out, the sweet elderly woman had drugs in her luggage. She was allowed to stay on the bus, but we still don't know whose they were. I imagine she is in Dallas by now.
The Nashville to Paducah leg of my tour of the south quickly became a tutorial on truck driving. I found myself seated in the middle of several truck drivers who were headed to a company orientation outside Paducah. A couple of the guys were very feisty and very loud. Still, I couldn't bring myself to drown them out with the jazz and showtunes on my iPod -- this was entertainment!
The rest of the trip was boring, as we all pretty much slept. I have to say that, while not the most comfortable or time efficient means of travel, my first Greyhound experience was entertaining and memorable. Life is an adventure, so consider this episode one for the book!!